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Welcome to The Baby Bible HQ


Ladies, The Baby Bible take over has begun! If like me you would like to take back ownership of your life and vagina and give a big “Up yours” to anyone who dares pass opinion or judgement on you, your baby, your post baby body, your skills as a mother, your choice on breastfeeding and all the other motherhood bullshit no one dared warn you about, then you my fabulous friend are in the right place!

If you hate all the motherhood bullshit and judgement thrown at you on a daily, sometimes hourly basis, if you sometimes just want to tell your husband, your baby and the world in general to shut the F&%* up, if you want to give yourself a break from a house and a mind filled with monotonous baby crap and instead drink yourself into oblivion with one too many gorgeous and ridiculously strong cocktails, then welcome to The Baby Bible. A place where you can be your gloriously straight talking and unashamed self – NO JUDGEMENT.

Come join me on my one woman revolution against the dirty little secrets of motherhood. No subject too ugly, too toe curling or too sensitive. Through The Baby Bible blog, Confessional Forum and the up coming book, we will be tackling them head on until we all feel less useless, less paranoid and more like our old selves.


Hold onto your stitches and nappy bags.  It’s going to be one hell of a ride!

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